Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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