My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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