If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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