you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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