I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just google imaged poop.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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