awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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