Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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