I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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