I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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