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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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