Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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