More tranny stories later!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
