just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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