Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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