On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
don't judge my taste in strippers
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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