his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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