Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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