You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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