I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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