yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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