Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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