this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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