How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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