i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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