Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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