he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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