i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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