what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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