Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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