was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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