ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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