Porn is love you can see.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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