Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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