:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I will pee on everything he values.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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