I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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