But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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