I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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