Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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