btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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