hotel room ftw
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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