If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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