To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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