on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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