'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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