It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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