It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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