with your own penis?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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