I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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