You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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