Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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